Those flippin water coolers. I try. But really, these puny arms cannot wrestle the sheer size and weight of the jug. I need a man. Or maybe the ability to bench more than 5 lbs. Today I was at the water store. The guy working there asked if I needed help getting it into my car. Nope, I said, as I heaved it onto my hip. But, I offered, you could come to my house and put it on the cooler for me. He laughed at me. Needless to say, my full jug, not so full after I wrestle it up on the stand. My floor is a sopping mess, as usual.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Random Recents
1. I saw a wicked neck beard today. Awesome.
2. Cats shed. Alot. Especially when you leave em in the house for days.
3. I witnessed a kid pass his drivers test today. Joy.
4. Backstreet Boys. Why did I ever stop listening to them? They are rocking my life.
5. Blowing a tire on the interstate = not fun.
6. My dog rocks.
7. I have been to the MVD (motor vehicle department - also my initals) 300,000,000 times in the last month. I don't lie. And I might kill someone soon.
8. Stella now only drinks from the bathtub. I come home, she runs there, I turn on the tap, she drinks a bit. Its a ritual.
9. I purchased a book entitled How to Conquer the World. I can't wait to start.
10. Where did the Kings of Leon come from? Love Use Somebody.
11. My favorite number.
12. Mix tapes were special. Way cooler than a CD. I found mine from back in the day. I listened to them all and then threw them in the garbage.
13. homestarrunner.com rules. Possums.
14. The end.
Friday, August 14, 2009
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